If you've never had the opportunity to enjoy one of these savory morsels, I would strongly urge you to stop what you're doing (unless, of course, you're in childbirth), and high-tale it to your nearest neighborhood Chick-fil-a. Before you go, however, here are a few things to keep in mind:
- Order extra pickles. You won't be sorry.
- Say thank you. Hearing them say, "It's my pleasure," is more soothing than you know.
- Remove your chicken sandwich from the NASA-designed thermal insulated pouch - designed to keep your sandwich at a mouth-melting temperature for hours - and let cool. This is where your waffle fries come in handy, as they provide a nice distraction. WARNING: This step is vital to ensure that all functions of the facial area remain in tact.
- Once your sandwich has cooled to a reasonable temperature... enjoy.
Now I've said too much.